I like bands.

giovanidiossantos:

regigiygas:

Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol”

do you actually think Beyonce would even consider giving that greasy pasty mashed potato being her number

(Source: kendrellasher, via d0nn0)

allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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vacationadventuresociety:

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my-teen-quote:

want more quotes?
week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg
you-makemefeel-suicidal:

fight-astic:

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:


best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

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Its hard tho
letliveintheend:

band/tattoo blog †

reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

(via ofmiceandmenstrualcycle)